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sausage child

Mrs. Johnson was surprised to find out the root cause of Jimmy's depression was that he was a sausage child. His fathers, Bill and Leroy, were often too busy loving each other to spend quality time with Jimmy.
by PeeperTom October 18, 2010
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Butt sausage

The gay kid probably has a butt sausage.
by Joe J. April 22, 2008
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Columbian Sausage

The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.
Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.
by Jesus_Christos January 28, 2009
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sausage fest

with a bunch of dudes, and little/or no ladies.
ay billy how was jasons party?
dude it turned out to be a sausage fest, he brought over like 2 chicks and 30 guys showed up.
by conchita December 28, 2005
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Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man both sodomizing and being sodomized simultaneously (it can also be done orally). This can be a difficult sex act to perform. If the participants don't keep a steady rhythm going things can easily get out of whack, breaking the sausage link, and sometimes causing serious injury.
Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave finally began to feel accepted by the seasoned veterans in their group.
by Colostomy Kid June 1, 2006
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sausage fest

A party made up of Only or mostly guys. There will be a LOT of penises..Never go to a party like this.
A few helpful hints:
1. Dont go to this type of party if you are a guy. You will be called a homo.
2. Dont go to this type of party if you are a women. Let me explain. There will be a huge number of men which means a lot of penises. All of these men will want to fuck something beside their hand (they are bored of that) so they will all go for a girl. You have a high chance of getting raped here. (If you are a slut and went went to the party for that reason feel free to go)
Bottom line: Unless you want to get gangbanged dont go to the party.

3. Watch your back and cover your assholes!

Summary:
Sausage Fest = BAD for Everyone
Tyrone: Hey, how was Joes party last night? Lots of hot girls?
Jamal: Hell No! Not even close. It was a total sausage fest.

Bob: Hey I've never been to Mikes parties. Are they good?
Steve: No he never has any hot girls. Its gonna be a sausage fest.
Bob: A what?
Steve: Never Mind just Watch Your back and cover your asshole.
by The War Lion December 9, 2008
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sausage-gobbler

A person who enjoys a penis in his mouth a lot of the time.
Haggerty is such a sausage-gobbler!
by James Bell September 22, 2003
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