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Slovakian Oil Change

When you're engaging in anal sex and over lube an Eastern Europe prostitute causing evacuation of her bowls. Before dumping your load inside her.
I'm taking this one in for a Slovakian Oil Change.
Slovakian Oil Change by Plokolo February 5, 2020

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022? 

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?
Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

Texas Lane Change 

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.
“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”
Texas Lane Change by Coolsno September 11, 2022

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change 

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

Key Change 

An emotional crescendo in a situation. The point at which everything seems to kick off.
Angry Guy: Whadaya mean you've been seeing someone else!
Casual Observer Guy: Oh shit, here comes the Key Change.
Key Change by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Mexican Change Purse 

An item that is very popular on a shelf that is so coveted, it is stolen often.
I drooled over the fine craftsmanship of a mexican change purse