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status quoter

Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.
"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."

-(Hank is a status quoter)
by limegreen January 30, 2004
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Status Fishing

Also called Status Baiting. When the status message a person puts up on Facebook, GChat, AIM, etc., is specifically written in order to get someone to respond to it, whether it be a group of people or a specific person.
Instead of bragging, she decided to go status fishing and intentionally wrote "Best News EVER!!!" as a status so someone would ask her what happened.
by DLE101 February 21, 2010
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Farmwell Station Middle School

Farmwell station is located in Loudoun County, which let me just say is the richest county in the country.

Almost every white girl goes to Star Bucks before and after school to get their 90% milk 10% caffeine coffee. They all wear messy buns and probably have a dog wearing vineyard vines with a name of “I’m so rich don’t marry me unless you’re stacked too”.

All the “relevant” white kids have government daddies that are loaded on cash and beach houses worth more than your broke ass.

Not even worth mentioning all the “fights” that are just two non-white kids trynna bitch slap each other, but in the everybody comes out a pussy without a finger laid.

Of course there are the rich indian/asian kids from which I believe the terms “try hard”, “teacher pet”, and “kiss ass” came from.

Last but not least there are the kids who think they are part of every friend group and believe they’re “relevant”, but they are just attention seeking outcasts that are “depressed” and attempt to cause unimportant, “nobody cares” drama.

But one thing all FSMS students have in common is that they blame the teachers for their own extreme levels of stupidity and are constantly on the verge of just simply giving up their “I could use money for toilet paper” lives. But, then again, let's take a moment to remember the creepy tech-ed teacher being caught looking at pornos.

This school is shat.
Creepy Ass Man: "Where can I find all the ugly troll-looking rich kids?""

You: "At Farmwell Station Middle School of course."
by richasskid April 27, 2020
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bus station loony

Person of individual or eccentric demeanour found freqenting every major (and often minor) bus park or station throughout the globe. Living in their own special world, said Bus Station Loony will happily occupy each daylight hour shuffling throughout every corner of their domain. They love to be among people, but are inept at standard social intercourse, therefore will mumble to themselves, sing, hold conversations with inanimate objects and generally put the willies up any average commuter.
Also any member of the long-running British punk band, The Bus station Loonies. The similarities are several thousandfold.
Whilst waiting for the number 84 to Tavistock, I had to occupy my time by trying to avoid the Bus Station Loony at Bretonside Station. The poor soul reeked of urine and kept insisting I came to their gig that night.
by chris wheelie April 30, 2005
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staties

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.
by hogman September 26, 2005
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Statist

Someone who believes in the practice or doctrine of giving a centralized government control over economic planning and policy.
A statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty.
by adamythos October 9, 2010
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Penn Stated

Using power bestow and entrust upon you, using this power to force or influence young boy to have sex (homosexual) with you. Having sex with a young boy in the University shower; pedophiliac,
by PSCoach November 15, 2011
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