Pooter Slut

A girl who farts out of the vagina while having sex.

Emily is such a pooter slut! She farted so many times!

by EzioReilly December 20, 2014

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016

Protective hot

Someone who does not have a hot face but has a hot ass body

Damn Tina don't you think max is hot?!

Na b he protective hot af tho!

by drizzyabel March 22, 2016

pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.

Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.

by zach0711 September 9, 2016

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

pooter snatcher

It's a person who takes things from the urban dictionary and says there in the normal dictionary

My friend Gerald is a pooter snatcher

by The justin__ July 26, 2016

pootersniffer

When you 69 a person and you sniff their butt.

When you 69 a person and they fart, you become a pootersniffer

Did you hear what happened to John last night? He became a pootersniffer after Karen got done with him!

by Pootersniffer March 11, 2017