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deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.
Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!
by WizardRob November 1, 2021
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Deer Plowing

When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..
The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..
by Darr the Starr November 19, 2021
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wild phllower

Wild Phllower. A free spirit. Uncultivated by the mainstream. Independent thinker. Bravely growing wild and free in a world plagued by conformity.

Wild Phllower. Bitch, chick, hoe, etc...
Wild Phllower. "Do you suppose she is a Wildflower?", said the Daisy (From Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll).

Wild Phllower Yo, I fucked that Wildflower.
by Khentake November 30, 2021
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moldboard plowing

moldboard plowing is when you take your boards and make them a lkittle moldy with a plow and that's that.
"Hey Jessica, let's do some moldboard plowing later... if you're down ;)"
by earthworm friend supreme April 10, 2022
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Snow Plow

To have sex with another individual outside during or after a snow storm or blizzard
Person 1- "Did you see those two people snow plowing in the park"
Person 2- "No I didn't, that sounds uncomfortable"
by Big Boss Thunder Drum August 29, 2022
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Smoigle-phlogle

Smoigle-phlogle
Is when you wake up at 5 in the morning have a shower, fall in the shower 2 times, eat breakfast than trip 87 times on the stairs down to the basement, get lost in your own bathroom and burn your paints without hands.
“AAAAAAA IM DIEING THAT WAS A MAJOR Smoigle-phlogle 100% IM SO DEAD WHERE AM I WHERE IS MY HANDS I HAVE SCOLIOSIS AAAAAAAAAA! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE OH THE PAIN IM AAAAAAA—“
by Toes migee September 16, 2022
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Knee-Plow-Plungus

You're such a knee-plow-plungus!
by Anonymous175234 December 29, 2023
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