A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.
by Arkatos June 19, 2004
Get the nobby mug.1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009
Get the Barnes and Noble mug.After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.
by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006
Get the nobcheese mug.A Memetic SCP Agent an ex-government, schizophrenic, NEET, with a large pepe the frog face tattoo who has been chosen to fight our cabal elite whilst ushering in a new era of prosperity spiritually and economically, through the use of /biz/ and /x/, follow keks chosen path as delivered by the ayys
by Alien0 October 11, 2019
Get the The Nobody mug.Fun to shout at passers by. Sometimes i sit in a crowded room and shout it. Go on. Write it down. Nobsickle.
by Madeleine January 9, 2005
Get the nobsickle mug.An inflammation in the frontal lobe of the brain causing the subject to become a complete and utter nob.
by Phantomman6000 February 19, 2009
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