4 definitions by Arkatos
A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.
by Arkatos June 19, 2004
A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.
Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".
by Arkatos August 25, 2010
Sequel to Rare's popular N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. Banjo and Kazooie are back to stop Gruntilda a second time.
It only had a limited shelf life as it was one of the last games made for the N64. It’s hard to get hold of but an excellent game nonetheless.
It only had a limited shelf life as it was one of the last games made for the N64. It’s hard to get hold of but an excellent game nonetheless.
Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64.
by Arkatos July 3, 2004
The inexplicable need to somehow work Donald Trump’s name into a conversation, no matter the subject.
Not only do they feel the need to blurt out his name, but they'll also will make extremely derogatory statements, most of which are based on provably false rumour.
Nick Abbot, James O’Brien and Owen Jones are all known to badly suffer from Trump Tourettes.
Not only do they feel the need to blurt out his name, but they'll also will make extremely derogatory statements, most of which are based on provably false rumour.
Nick Abbot, James O’Brien and Owen Jones are all known to badly suffer from Trump Tourettes.
Nick Abbot's Trump Tourettes is so bad he even titled his book "My Tremendous Year in the Huge Shadow of Donald Trump's Awesome Orange Bigliness".
by Arkatos June 12, 2020