idiot

to hold you, my love,

like it was time's last minute,
or humankind's last fetus,
to hold you tight, and in this holding tight,
to hope you read all my heart's dictionaries
and hear in its arrythmic beat the pattern that signals what

a lover may be able to lay on the table,
no promise in the world

can fortify or prove
a knowledge that cannot be spelled.
You know? My love.

when you die
something in me will, too.
So don't die, idiot.

by Krkič October 29, 2020

moronic idiot

A retard who thinks he is always right but is wrong and doesn't admit. Likes to call people retard even though they know that they are biiger retards. Likes to bully people but won't admit to it

John Kerry is such a moronic idiots he shouldn't even be on this earth

by Terrorist killer#25 March 1, 2007

idiotarian

idiotari definati-See previous author's lack of real argument as evidenced by ignorant name calling.

The previous author, "That was pointless", is a ranting tin foil hat wearing moonbat idiotarian in desperate need of several smacks over the head with a so called "clue-by-4" (see definition).

by Dr. Jal Hampson August 18, 2003

American Idiot

i liked green day better when they made fun of marilyn manson

the beautiful people the beautiful people

by smoke a bowl September 30, 2004

Idiot Box

1)...a television, which rots your brain

2)...a completely stupid person who does not deserve to even be alive, and should be killed immediately

3)...an x-box

1)That fat lazy whore just sits on her fat ass and watches the fukin idiot box all day.

2)I can't believe Blap is such an idiot box, he put his shoes on the wrong feet, go kick him in the fukin balls right now for being so stupid.

3)Quit playing that idiot box, and let's get the fuk out of this house, you damn game nerd.

by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008

shit idiot

the fucking asshole that erased the original definition of this word

If you erased my original defintion, then you are a cocksucker, and a shit idiot. Fuck you, go choke on a cock and die you filthy whore!

by Eat a dick February 20, 2004

idiotcracy

a government run by politicians that is designed to benefit and enrich the politician's big business contributors at the expense of the middle and lower class citizens.

Under Bush 43 the idiotcracy has grown more and more out of control by cutting the numbers of federal tax examiners ranks so that more rich folks can escape scrutiny and evade paying their fair share of taxes.

by Sean Maddox May 8, 2008