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make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
by Weeger January 21, 2008
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Asshole

(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people.

(n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.
That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that.

He kicked me right in the asshole!!!
by FellFromTheNest June 22, 2008
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asshole

A inconsiderate person who tries to blame everything on other people. When his one defense make him seems like a jerk
by Sara McGee February 8, 2005
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Do Ants Have Assholes?

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?
by rperazag June 15, 2010
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Very high, to far up
I couldn't get up that tree without my gear. The lowest branch is asshole high to a ten foot Indian.
by TheConcierge April 14, 2005
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sore asshole

The moniker of a jaded ex boyfriend, one who is generally useless, and cannot even function as far as to wipe ones own ass. Does not shower, or do anything remotely useful, and then tries to blame a breakup on the other.
Dude, Eric is such a sore asshole!
by thecarnage July 13, 2009
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