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The 12(or 20, i forget) people who actually run our country. Mention in MGS series. They control all our information using "GW", an internal information system, inside the big shell, or supposed offshore cleaning facility for a tanker crash. The Patriots were once "The Philosophers" in the Cold War, but then branched into the patriots. They control our presidents and wars.
by seismographitti 00 January 08, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The Patriot is a combination of Blue Waffle, Menstrual Blood, and Felching. First of all, make sure you find a girl who's on her period. Once you found said girl you give her a blue waffle by repeatedly beating her vagina with any object (your erect penis, screwdriver, a bat, etc.) until her vagina results in a blue-ish hue. After that is complete, you fuck her newly blued vagina and cum inside her. Then you proceed by felching your own semen (mixed with Menstrual Blood) from the vagina. Making you a true, American Patriot.
Charles: Man, I picked up this broad from the bar last night, said she was on her period, so i took her home and...
Ryan: Oh brotha, you better tell me what I think you are.
Charles: YES! you know it, I'm The Patriot! I felched the fuck outta that Blue Waffled, period bitch
by Urbanite2-4 February 03, 2011
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You are fucking a girl and u pull out and cum on their face punch them in the nose and eye. They have a blue eye and a bloody nose with white cum on them. Then u salute her.
I did this last week and her face resembled a flag so i saluted her. I had to come up with a name and the patriot cam to mind quite fun to do so try this some time
by Siemens April 21, 2010
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When you choke a girl till she's blue punch her nose till she's bleeding then ejaculating on her face. The end result is a red, white and blue mess that may or may not resemble an American Flag.
I was so horny on the 4th of July that I gave a random girl The Patriot!
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Having violent sex with a lady on her period and getting blood all over the place, like when William Wallace from Braveheart started killing made heads and blood was going all over the place.
That chick was on the rag so I gave her the patriot.
by crank dinger December 15, 2008
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