Self-dis

The act of offending oneself in order to create humour, first invented in 2013 by Mr. Penfold
Mate 1: Hey you know who's a dick?

Mate 2: Me!!!!

Mate 1: Haha, great self-dis!
by WillPenfold April 18, 2014
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Self Esteemicals

An expression of one self that a person may or may not possess. A person can have low self esteemicals or high self esteemicals depending on how they think of themselves as a person.
Person 1: Ya know, I love you and all, but you're really short
Person 2: Thanks for messing with my low self esteemicals
by Jack Phuckterpuss December 05, 2011
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self harm

self harm is different for a lot of people, its the act of intentionally harming yourself . Cutting, picking, poking, burning , hitting , literally anything that causes you physical harm . People self harm for so many reasons, for some it may be to calm down what goes on in their head, for others it may be that theyre so numb they just want to feel something . For others they might want to die and this is just the alternative. There are honestly so many reasons, how I like to put it is the hurt on the outside calms the hurt on the inside. I dont know many cutters other than myself, the few i do know all say around the same thing. It helps calm them down and helps them feel something . But afterwards they feel ashamed, they can sit and cry and start to hate their body. Its like drugs or alcohol once you start you cant stop. Self harm is addictive and its not something that you do once and never do it again, you do it once and youre like “i wont do it anymore” then its everytime you get upset and then it just becomes a habit. Thats the hardest stage of it to stop, sometimes it goes to far. Girl in Pieces is a really good book that sort of demonstrates it and explains it really well. If you are struggling with self harm please don’t hesitate to reach out<3
She says self harm is like her drugs, except one that she can get a job with .
by fuckedupgirl May 22, 2023
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Self-sexual

Adjective; a person who is self-sexual is someone sexually attracted to oneself. Can be considered a sexuality, such as heterosexuality or homosexuality. This may entail flirting with oneself in the mirror or being turned on by naked pictures of oneself.

This also stems to plots of hentai or other porn, in which a person may clone oneself or encounter oneself from another dimension, and then engage in sexual intercourse with oneself. This is often considered homosexual or incest sexual, or a form of masturbation.
That girl is so self-sexual, she would have sex with herself if she could!
by DeusVult Infidels June 30, 2018
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self remittance

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.
Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.
by jeff phillis August 08, 2020
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Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.
"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.
by gamesmanner January 10, 2021
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Self Torture

The act of harming one's self in a purposefull manner.
Homie:*Opens Warzone#
JDC: That squigga tryna torture theyself!

Self Torture in this example is where Ty is an idiot and is harming his mental health buy being addicted to Call Of Duty: Warzone.
by BlockLegend July 03, 2021
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