Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.

"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.

by gamesmanner January 9, 2021

self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice

Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice

by Townsman December 29, 2014

Self-Crime

1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high

"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Self liberator

Self liberation and instigation is what some who claim to be female's liberators are really better at than most things they're doing.

The girl was thought to be a liberators of many, but was actually a self liberator when you got down to it. She was an introvert thought to be an extravert, and she was self-serving but thought to be selfless.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

Self hug

The thing you do when your so lonley and nobody wants to hug you

Self hugging, seriously its lonley. It makes your self feel better but its lonley

by TheForce_ November 10, 2020

Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation

Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think

by 11.ask July 17, 2018

self harm

self harm is different for a lot of people, its the act of intentionally harming yourself . Cutting, picking, poking, burning , hitting , literally anything that causes you physical harm . People self harm for so many reasons, for some it may be to calm down what goes on in their head, for others it may be that theyre so numb they just want to feel something . For others they might want to die and this is just the alternative. There are honestly so many reasons, how I like to put it is the hurt on the outside calms the hurt on the inside. I dont know many cutters other than myself, the few i do know all say around the same thing. It helps calm them down and helps them feel something . But afterwards they feel ashamed, they can sit and cry and start to hate their body. Its like drugs or alcohol once you start you cant stop. Self harm is addictive and its not something that you do once and never do it again, you do it once and youre like “i wont do it anymore” then its everytime you get upset and then it just becomes a habit. Thats the hardest stage of it to stop, sometimes it goes to far. Girl in Pieces is a really good book that sort of demonstrates it and explains it really well. If you are struggling with self harm please don’t hesitate to reach out<3

She says self harm is like her drugs, except one that she can get a job with .

by fuckedupgirl May 22, 2023