water hawk

A restaurant server who lurks near your table and insists on refilling your water glass every minute or so, even though you've only taken a couple of sips. Especially prevalent in Indian restaurants.

"They've got some pretty good curry at Sharma's, but man, the waiters are such water hawks."

water hawk by chipsnax November 28, 2011

Water Brain 

Russians as alcoholics have a high case of wet brain, also known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.

Another word for a russian is a Water Brain

Water Brain by asop November 3, 2016

water beaner 

A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean

Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner

water beaner by Theskanklicker69 January 14, 2023

Water Roulette 

When you and the boys jump on a large plastic water bottle (1.5 Litres) and you keep jumping at someone until it explodes on the person facing the bottle cap, leaving him soaked in water.

Let’s play Water Roulette lads.

Water Roulette by Water Roulette June 14, 2023

Water Closet 

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.

Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.

Water Closet by Pimperator March 13, 2004

water fucking 

a way for a female to masterbate by taking a showerhead, or something that pumps water, and pumping water into themselves.

lisa felt lonely in the shower, so she grabed the shower head and started water fucking herself.

water fucking by Zack Healy March 1, 2008

water fountain 

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

They want to know where the water fountain is.

water fountain by David February 16, 2004