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Pulled a Myers

Usually occurs when a white male teacher with lots of head either:

a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic

b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic

May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage
Mr. Bladow pulled a Myers yesterday when he started to talk about World War 2 instead of teaching us German.

Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.
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pulling a wynona

when Wynona Ryder was caught sealing from a clothing department...

taken from the movie White Chicks

to steal something
" That girl was caught on the security camera pulling a Wynona".
by Tish Ann January 11, 2008
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Pull Out

During intercourse, the male may "Pull Out" meaning to remove his penis from his partner before ejaculating. This is a more unsafe way of "Birth Control", since men often forget to do this.
Shit dude, I was fucking her last night and forgot to pull out. I hope she doesn't get knocked up
by thatonekidwithnolife March 6, 2017
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Pulling a chester

1. Going ahead of Mike Fout (national champ in cross country who is going to rape you) at sectionals only to die and get 5th.
2. Saying, "tschee" alot.
3. Running your car into a ditch making no attempt to avoid the ditch.
4. Dating a girl two years younger than you.
5. Going 2 for 30 in a pick-up game of basketball, 27 attempts being lay-ups.
Dude: You were beating Mike Fout for 3k.
You: Ya I know.
Dude: But then you died.
You: Ya, I was pulling a chester.
by Kiel Lovekin April 12, 2008
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pulling a Papandreou

Posing a surprising, alarming and chaos inducing threat and then taking it back, hence making a fool of oneself. Also known as "pulling a GAP"

Named after the Greek Prime Minister (2009 to 2011) George A. Papandreou (or GAP) and his attempt to call a national referendum on the agreement achieved between his country and the EU on 27th November 2011, regarding the greek national debt.

The attempt resulted in widespread political chaos threatening the eurozone and the EU itself with collapse, before Papandreou backed down claiming that, really guys, he just wanted to scare the opposition a little bit.

The move prompted his ridicule and his resignation, a short week later.
"So he ended up pulling a Papandreou because the moment he asked to see my recent calls to prove I had called up my ex, I brought up those bestiality photos I've been holding on to since we got married."
by nekatomenos November 13, 2011
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Pull A Sharpie

1: whipping out your trusty sharpie and marking faces.

2: (Verb) The act of projecting self pity/hopelessness due to feelings of inadequacy or fail.

3: Continually feeling sorry for ones self when loved ones try to cheer you up.
4: Can be caused by any of the following. Work, Relationships, Lack of relationships, Relationshits, School, Homework, Family, Possessions, Money, Lack of money
1-"Ugh why cant i ever do the right thing?"
2 -"Its ok man things are looking up already"
1- "only cause my life is meaningless and i am so low"
2- "Dude dont "pull a sharpie""
by nomnomnomforbrains April 21, 2011
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pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event
"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"
by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017
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