jurassic parked

When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

by Tyler Kue August 5, 2007

Peter Parker

someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.

My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker

by Suckmebapst69 March 2, 2009

Parker

Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.

I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy

by Thethreesomegirl March 12, 2019

jordan parker

large penis and a bad ass mothafucka

Jordan parker is badd ass ,do what /

by hgvkviygv February 10, 2014

Trey Parker

Co-creator, with Matt Stone, of TV show "South Park." While he elicits fanatical support among fans, Parker's only talent is his ability to poke fun at Mexicans, blacks, Muslims, gays, and retarded people. Both Parker and Stone seems to suspiciously know a lot about gay people, as evidenced by the jokes on their program and movies, which is strange for a couple of straight guys. Many observers suspect that Parker and Stone are gay and in the closet, but this is unconfirmed.

Trey Parker is cool among racist teens and twenty-somethings because he encourages his dim-witted fans to laugh at people who are not white.

by racistssuck120 August 20, 2009

Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014

Parker

Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.

Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"

by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 19, 2010