hold your horses

Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.

Long story short, hold your horses or else you'll end up like Christopher Reeves

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

mouth herpes

when someone has pimples around the mouth area that make them look like they have herpes there

you have mouth herpes

by your dads mums uncle August 24, 2008

Horseshit

A term usually used by hicks or people experienced with the feces of the mamal known as the horse. It's meaning is the same as "bullshit" and used in disbelief of something.

Can we get our money back ?
Thats Horseshit ! Horseshit ! you show no respect for me or my golf course.

by Dude November 13, 2002

horseshit

1. the wastes of a horse
2. a fake and gay lie

"wow dude, that thing mr.brown taught us today was complete horseshit"

by a lint licker March 15, 2010

herself

herself: a)a girl who is never looked up to others b)unique c)never wanted to be like others

That girl always acts like herself.

by Theresa April 8, 2004

Smile, you got herpes!

A perfect way of indirectly asking a mate for a divorce.

Person 1- Smile, you got Herpes!

Person 2- Sweet Jesus...!!!

by Carliann October 11, 2007

Hermes

Fucking asshole

Hermes is a fucking Asshole
Yeah I know

by Tobster6096 March 5, 2019