soft grape 

The best and worst food.
Can be gently manually massaged down the throat when people don't feel up to eating.
Can be peeled by obedient lizards
T-Cliff's favourite food, and muse for her art

Flick: I just can't handle eating today
Taylor: Come here, I'll feed you a soft grape

soft grape by ffrroossttyy November 14, 2016

soggy grape 

A miserable git

That Gabe is a soggy grape

soggy grape by RProd May 31, 2018

gay grape 

A nigga that dyes his hair colors and that acts hella wierd.

Woah look at that gay grape.
Wow he such a gay grape.

gay grape by My dixirect May 8, 2020

Drop my last grape 

When someone is in a compromising situation that leads to unlubbed anal sex.

“I knew I didn't have his money so my only option was to drop my last grape.”

"Oh shit! Did you do it Jamaal?"

"hell yeah son, I had to drop my last grape!"

Drop my last grape by Kella August 8, 2015

concord grape 

Someone who was born in a city/town called Concord

Sabrina: So where were you born?

Kerri: i was born in Concord

Sabrina: Your such a concord grape

concord grape by DizzyLizzy March 3, 2007

have a grape!!! 

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

have a grape!!! by Phoebe and Hebe December 26, 2008

Romanian Grape Vine 

Romania is halfway between Persia and the Netherlands. Someone who is half- persian, half- dutch is considered Green. These people are often very dangerous and are known to travel alone. The majority of them live in Ecuador. The most common name for them is "Gavin" which means amature in "moarse code"

Purple Grapes are amazing but Green Grapes are just awful. Romanian Grape vines are poisonous and are only grown in Southern Tanzania

Romanian Grape Vine by McWaffles January 9, 2009