facedong

verb, noun, adjective
to hit, pummel, poke or push your penis against someone's face, usually while he or she is kneeling on the floor.

Clark repeatedly facedonged Laura. She loved his facedonging--he was vicious, and the facedongs freed her libido and opened up her mind to new things.

by basculet March 24, 2008

[fucked].com

say if u have a test or exam and you didnt prepare for it.....

Jesus....im fucked.com!!

by Padraig L December 17, 2008

fucked me under

To do something extremely fucked up to another person by witholding from them what they are entiltled to.

I attended every class of math 101 during the semester and got A's on all the tests except the final which i got an 89.
my professor completely fucked me under and gave me a B+ as my final grade.

by Lamictal December 19, 2008

fuckeduply

adverb describing something in the state of being fucked up

I was angry because Jack was so fuckeduply picking up on the divorcee right in front of me

by Heywood Jablowme Please January 20, 2009

Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010

Facedick

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

fuckeddy

1. Off. Not quite right.

2. Out-of-sorts. Vaguely slightly ill.
3. Mysteriously, suspiciously unusual
Not to be confused with fuckity, which is an attitude of generally giving up

1. My car started - but it's been running kinda fuckeddy.
2. I don't think it's the flu or anything, I'm just feeling a little fuckeddy.
3. I've got a fuckeddy feelling about that meeting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.

by RVLambo December 15, 2013