divorcee
divorcee by Rev. Johnny Cash April 23, 2009
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Divorcee
A variation of a cannonball. It is executed when you take a hit of marijuana, chug a glass of wine, and subsequently exhale.
I pulled a divorcee when I watched Sunshine of the Spotless Mind last night. I was in a weird place.
Divorcee by KilgoreTrout420 October 28, 2013
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white wine divorcee
a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe
Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.
white wine divorcee by west coast alliance February 15, 2009
Divorce rape
Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?
I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.
Divorce rape by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s March 5, 2023
Divorced Barbie
Divorced Barbie by IntAdd January 6, 2009
divorceaversary
divorceaversary by WKUAndrea August 12, 2008
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