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Blade

A name usually for Australian males, who most likely live somewhere in Victoria, Australia.

Blades claim to have muscles bursting out of their clothing made out of pure manliness which make Hannahs* drool.

Blades also enjoy camel-toes and breast milk flavored ice cream and catch goldfish when they're eight.

Blades are also pretty funny and make the tsunami in Japan funny.

*A Blade's best buddy who's pretty darn adorable.
Those adolescent males you see in Victoria, Australia with large muscles and looking at pictures of camel-toes eating breast milk ice cream cracking jokes about Japan, are most likely named Blade.
by sexyflapjack April 26, 2011
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gay-blade

A homophobic person's word. Stems from the original use in reference to a flamboyantly over-the-top homosexual peson.
With his stupid looking hats and music, Willy is such a gay-blade.
by Orange Julius May 8, 2005
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braden

son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.
That Braden guy, yeah he's an ass.
by picturetoburn November 21, 2010
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Braden

He uses his middle name (Braden) instead of his real name, because it’s a family name. He’s complicated. If you like him, you head WILL get confused. Does he like you... or not? He try’s to act cool, like Jim from the office, and you soon find out that 40 other people like him too. Shit.

When you talk about him, people ask

“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.

But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.

He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
1 - “hey have you seen Braden, he said he was coming?”

2- “oh ya, he’s (insert hobby here)

1-“oh ok”
by person6769 December 8, 2018
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Braden

Braden is a jenerous caring boy who would stand up for his girlfriend. People called Braden’s girlfriend would be called Skye.
Becky: he’s so hot Braden is

Skye:DONT mess with him he’s MINE
by Skye is pretty June 8, 2019
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