watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

Hey Peter, watch this!
*jumps off the roof with an umbrella and breaks both legs*

by TheDumbGuy August 5, 2005

WATB

Blog abbreviation for Whiney Ass Titty Baby; "new one from Atrios -- coined for Harris of the WaPo and Keller of NY Times," i.e. someone who makes excuses instead of doing the courageous thing.

The WATB reporter wrote what he thought would please the management and readers, and would be politically correct, instead of actually researching the facts for his article.

by dus7 January 23, 2006

Wattpad

An amazing website where you share stories that you've written, and read and comment on other people's works. often called 'YouTube for ebooks". There is a shuffle button if you don't know what to read, and if you like a particular author, you can 'become a fan' which is basically subscribing to them.

I spent all last night reading stories on Wattpad!

by Ellieanor December 17, 2010

Kamikaze Watermelon

A flying watermelon that screams "Wheee" towards its target. Causes little harm, but can awake zeeky h-bombs. From the Demented Cartoon Movie.

"Whee!" (Splat)

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Watts

Hardest part of LA , Watch Menace II society.

Lmao at the other guys Def, WTF are you talking about Watts is rite in the middle of South Central LA.

by Past December 28, 2005

Waterford PA

Aka George Washington's stomping grounds. Where you can walk down main street, which is called High Street smoking a blunt with no problem except that everyone you pass wants to chief your shit. The highest concentration of antique stores, salons, & bars per square mile in the whole United States. Where a delusional old lady Bunny kisses you on your neck every time you see her & calls you her child. The only time there is a traffic jam is during Heritage Days & it's all under the one light in the entire town. The only town in America where if you see one black guy it won't be at night. You can find weed or beer before you can find any minority. Instead of sub-divisions you have trailer parks. The town where the only grocery store changes its name every year & a half. Our past gym teacher won a ring during the first Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers. R.I.P. Baddest wresters in the land of America. We have as many wrestling state trophies as losing seasons for the football team though. Peep the girls volleyball team though. Overall, "Fuck It Once A Bison Always A Bison."

"Friday night football games, in Waterford PA is your best opportunity to get laid."

"Eating Betty's in Waterford PA at 4:30AM is the best hang over cure."

"Get drunk & get your haircut."

by 420BisonStonedGenius's September 23, 2011

ugly bag of mostly water

What a human being or other carbon-based life form appears to be, to a hypothetical silicon-based life form. From the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode "Home Soil".

A human beingHuman being is such an ugly bag of mostly water!

by pentozali April 22, 2008