Shranking

The act of a fecal deposit matched with a simultaneous masturbatory act.

Dude, I was shranking so hard last night.

by Shranks69 October 13, 2017

slacking jim

When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all

Greg has a real slacking Jim. The cumshot got all over his pubes!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018

Spankin

An adjective to describe how of incredibly awesome something is.

"You see mitch take a shot off of ke$ha's asshole last night?" "Yeah man it was spankin"

by Youngmoneyb August 2, 2018

Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.

“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

“yeah man I was shanking”

by DjDomP August 20, 2018

planking

Planking is a thing that you either get it or you don't. And I don't.

People need to stop planking

by don'tmesswiththeclouds December 6, 2018

slanging ham

Throwing that dick on a bitch

Dawg I was with my girl and she had me Slanging Ham all night

by Longdick McGavin March 21, 2019