by drdicker69 June 07, 2010
Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.
Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
by wordshark May 21, 2008
Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
by PistolG October 10, 2014
Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.
Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
by nilethe146 May 01, 2015
by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018
by Jon64Bailey April 14, 2009
"Short potato, away!"
by Cmplictd March 20, 2018