Definitions by wordshark

college marriage 

A serious college relationship where the participants basically act like an old married couple. Does not entail being engaged, and may or may not result in actual marriage, but typically lasts for at least the entire duration of the couple's college experience.

- Seems like we never see Brian anymore. Think he and Katie are ever going to break up?
- Not a chance. They're in a total college marriage.

college marriage by wordshark February 28, 2011

quad life 

A slogan used by students who live in the Radcliffe Quadrangle at Harvard. Encapsulates the many ways in which the Quad is better than the Yard (better food, better housing, no cockroaches, etc.)

Guy 1: Poor Tom. You gotta feel sorry for him, living in his cramped four-person suite in Adams.
Guy 2: Too bad for him. I'm sure enjoying my spacious single in Pfoho. QUAD LIFE!
Guy 1: QUAD LIFE!

quad life by wordshark July 23, 2010

sube 

Short for Subaru, the most awesome car ever. Considerably less lame than other car nicknames such as "caddy" or "jag," possibly because it rhymes with "dude."

*ring ring*
Guy: Where are you, dude?
Other Guy: Cruisin' in my sube.
Guy: Dude!

sube by wordshark May 21, 2008

more than three

A verb meaning to adore someone or something. An intensified version of less than three. Also ">3".

Nerd Girl: I less than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Guy: Well I more than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Girl: Well I more than more than three you. *giggle*
Passerby: Shut the fuck up!

more than three by wordshark May 21, 2008

short-distance 

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.

Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.

short-distance by wordshark May 21, 2008

AWTWP

Short for "Agree with this web pipe"

A Usenet thing, concurring with a previous post in the thread.

Person 1: ZOMG guyz tihs is liek my favrite site EVARR!!!
Person 2: Methinks Person 1 needs to lay off the crack.
Person 3: AWTWP

AWTWP by wordshark May 10, 2008

pimp windows 

Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.

It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...

pimp windows by wordshark November 6, 2007