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The post-sex shorts or undies a woman sports around all day after her man has cum inside her.
Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
by PistolG October 10, 2014
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Someone who does way too much for a person they like
Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
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