Shakespearesexual

Identifies with the pronouns thy/thou

"Hey, I'm Emily! I'm Shakespearesexual and I identify with the pronouns thy/thou."

by Leo_isadog January 4, 2022

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

shakespearonary

relating to or denoting the memories or skills which supply vitality to the mind that holds the Bard of Avon as its 'immediate jewel'

Her shakespearonary skills have earned her the respect of bardolators in the college.

by Wordinary April 24, 2022

e-shame

To openly embarrass someone who forwards a hoax or otherwise lame email to a large group of recipients. Done by replying-all and pointing out the stupidity of it, usually with a link to a debunking article.

"My noob brother sent me the Microsoft email-tracking hoax. I had to e-shame him and sent the Snopes link to everybody on his list."

by Anonymooski September 19, 2009

Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.

Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.

by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011

sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011

Babe Shades

Opposite of beer goggles. Neglecting someone's beauty while intoxicated.

- Damn Ali! I can't believe you didn't hook up with that guy last because he was a stud!

- Like, I know Kira. I must have been so drunk I had on my babe shades.

by Ali-Babwa May 30, 2012