Obama

Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th POTUS. Considered to be a devotee of Christian Reverend Jeremiah Wright, a Kenyan Muslim and a Godless Socialist, who spends all his time apologizing to terrorists.

Obama's mother mysteriously flew from her home in Hawaii over to Africa to give birth, but presciently knew he would run for President, so she ran baby announcements in two Hawaii newspapers, then snuck a fake birth certificate into a hospital. Obviously.

Obama socialism:
* supporting Wall Street investment banks.
* ObamaCare causing Americans to use private health insurance.

Obama Muslim-ness:
* drinking Obama beer.
* protecting women's access to birth control.
* supporting gay marriage.

Obama kowtowing:
* resuming and completing the pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
* killing more Al Qaeda members (via drone strikes) in 3 years than Bush did in 7.

by JeffGannon September 13, 2012

Barack Obama

The goddamn goat. Anyone who says otherwise is a conservative snowflake. The man is more well spoken than Amy Schumer is unfunny, if I were gay I would totally make this man my senpai, and he's just an intelligent man. I'm not going to say his presidency was perfect, but it was damn near the closest. Obama is the goat.

Barack Obama: *Best president who ever existed*
Conservative Snowflake: Nah this man sucked balls bro *pulls up panties and kisses boyfriend*

by YRNKelpy November 12, 2020

obama

a person running for president who knows how to manipulate a crowd and will make no significant change

oh god i hope obama doesnt win

by dio25 August 7, 2008

Obama Dollars

Borrowed stimulus dollars, pumped into the economy by the Obama administration, that predatory institutions, companies and individuals are eyeing like a piece of rare steak. The institutions, companies and individuals that caused the global economic melt down are changing their focus to benefit from these Obama Dollars.

"My job in finance evaporated when the regulators came into Merrill Lynch and found out just how greedy and predatory we had been over the last decade. Its no problem, I safely invested my bonus money over the last three years because I knew the game would be over soon. I am going to take that money and start a company which will capitalize on Obama Dollars. Maybe something in the energy field. Once I meet with my Rep and Senator I will let you know the best area to move the money into".

by Richie Pimental March 13, 2009

Barack Obama

The 44th president of the United States of America. Also the first black man to be president.

That's it, I'm not going to give you any stupid hateful definition about how Barack Obama is a "terrible" president. Seriously people, the man is trying SO hard to fix the country and you come on Urbandictionary to slam him. You ungrateful twats!

by tamtam27 November 5, 2010

Tommy Obama

A drink created by mixing Tommy Bahama Rum with Coke, making a dark and sophisticated concoction.

I drank ten Tommy Obamas last night and forgot who the president was.

by DrinkMixer October 1, 2010

Powerball Obama

To be elected President and spend hardworking American's money like you won the Lottery. Named after American lottery game sold through U.S. lotteries as a shared jackpot pool game in 30 states. It is coordinated by the Multi-State Lottery Association (MUSL), a non-profit association formed by an agreement with member lotteries. Powerball is drawn Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Powerball Obama has spent more money in his first 100 days than George Bush spent his entire 8 years in office. You won the presidency, not the lottery, STOP spending our money!

by keifermail August 7, 2009