Man

The useless lump of flesh surrounding the penis.

Offensive?
Check out what "men" put in the women section. "Men?" More like boys.

I was trying to get sex but the stupid man wouldn't put his penis in my vagina.

by tamtam27 October 11, 2010

Samara

A very beautiful girl with a unique personality. She's sweet and sour but mostly sweet. She's usually a black girl but she can be a white girl. Good, nice, and beautiful hair. She's a great artist, loves books, fantastic writer. She's the girl you want. Samara is usually mistaken for that bitch who crawls out of the well in The Ring. But Samara will always be a beautiful name for a beautiful girl.

Damn Samara looks hot today

by tamtam27 October 05, 2010

1-10 Scale

1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.

1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.

2-Monster

3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.

4-Just plain ugly

5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way

5 1/2-So close to getting past average

6-Cute, they don't make you horny.

7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.

8-Hot

9-Sexy

10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.

Trey: What is Linda on a 1-10 scale?

Aaron: Eww, she's a 2.

by tamtam27 October 23, 2010

Samara

A smart and pretty black or white girl. She's also very sarcastic, as said in the first definition.

Samara: Today is so hot.
Boy:Yes, you are.

by tamtam27 October 11, 2010

Barack Obama

The 44th president of the United States of America. Also the first black man to be president.

That's it, I'm not going to give you any stupid hateful definition about how Barack Obama is a "terrible" president. Seriously people, the man is trying SO hard to fix the country and you come on Urbandictionary to slam him. You ungrateful twats!

by tamtam27 November 05, 2010

Chocolate

Your mouth's way of having an orgasm.

When I didn't have an orgasm during sex I popped out some chocolate and my mouth did the rest.

by tamtam27 November 12, 2010

Urbandictionary Editors

The dumbass faggots who allow racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemetic definitions but they don't allow definitions that are actually made out of fun. Number of definitions they have allowed:

Black People
"A loud, ignorant race of people. They're the smelliest people on this planet since they never bother to wash their greasy fried chicken infested hair or any part of their body. Whites will always be superior."

"People who like kool-aid, fried chicken, and watermelon."

Women or Woman
"The useless skin around the vagina."

"The inferior sex."

Man or Men
"Idiots that are the scum of the Earth."

"A male spieces in which porn occupies 90% of his brain."

Now the fun definitions they have allowed that are not racist, sexist, etc.

Women
"We don't get them and we never will. Seriously, how can a woman drive boiling hot wax up her leg to remove hair and still be scared of a spider?"

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS!!!!!

Me: (reading definitions for black people) Wow, Urbandictionary Editors actually allowed this racist crap on the website.

by tamtam27 October 03, 2010