Anne Crank 

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.

Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.

Anne Crank by JittyMan November 1, 2022

canadian crank 

while engaging in vigarous intercourse the male stretches out the females pussy lips to the extent where he can tie them into a knot

as i was pounding her on the table her pussy lips became so loose that i actually was able to perform the good ol' CANADIAN CRANK.........OUCH.......POOR GIRL!

canadian crank by jack mehofV August 21, 2006

Woof Woof Crank 

After intercourse, the act of inserting the somewhat hard penis into the mouth of a girl and proceeding to move her head around in a cranking motion clockwise or counter-clockwise until completely satisfied while making loud WOOF noises.

After i fucked that bitch last night, i totally woof woof cranked her till she passed the fuck out.

Woof Woof Crank by fapmaster5000 January 6, 2008

frank n crank 

Frank n Crank, the meaning is quite simple really. It's not a name it is a verb. In order to 'Frank n Crank' you must fist one's self while crying in the act. Frank is love, Crank is life...

On the weekend i was feeling quite ambiguous about this new word frank and crank. It sounded quite desirable so a franked and a cranked until i was satisfied with myself. Frank is love, Crank is life... # frank n crank

frank n crank by The Dictionary of Life August 13, 2014

crunk crank 

being under the influence and dialing that special gurl u luv, but may be afraid 2 luv, mostly resulting in not being able 2 speak when she answers anyway...like drunk dialing but a crank cuz he doesn't say shit...lol

"I got a crunk crank from Mark again. He's so in luv, he just doesn't know wut 2 do about it! I dig crunk cranks from him cuz i luv him 2!"

crunk crank by Lorelei Lee July 4, 2005

Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children

This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.

Baby Crank by jakal4 February 10, 2012

Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets

Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank

Cold Crank by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016