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Alpha Male

One of the 10% of males who engages in 90% of the total fucking.
Pullin' skanks is easy for an Alpha Male such as myself!
by Nasty Nadz June 1, 2006
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Alpha

Genuinely a 'one of a kind' man. Hot, sexy, suave, amazing lover, great fashion sense, honest, loyal, confident yet not cocky, has a phenomenal smile and the personality to match. Has a strong air about him that demands attention and respect and he accepts no less. Smart, strong, witty...the one woman that gets him should truly consider herself lucky and blessed.
Damn I love my Alpha!

This is an actual name! Publish it like every other name in the world is published on here!
by Sum1BtrThnU February 5, 2010
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alphabesize

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
by deal April 26, 2006
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Alphaesthete

Alphaesthete is a term coined by social commentator Mark Simpson to describe men who outgrew metrosexuality.

In the early noughties, metrosexual practices such as male grooming became more and more normal as men began to pay as much attention to their personal appearance as their girlfriends/boyfriends did. This meant that men on the cutting edge of fashion needed a new way to distinguish themselves from the crowd.

Alphaesthetes did this by adopting more extreme grooming routines and by highlighting their fearless fashion sense by wearing clothes that even a diehard metrosexual would consider outlandish.

No clothes are off limits for an alphaesthete (apart from a Kappa tracksuit perhaps); he’ll wear anything even if it results in ridicule from his friends or people on the street.

An alphaesthete is as at home in D&G white swimming trunks as he is in an Oswald Boeteng three-piece suit and is likely to have a bathroom stuffed with more cosmetic product than the average high street pharmacy as well as the most up to date grooming gadgets to make sure his look is immaculate.
‘With his painted toenails and tight silver shorts, Christiano Ronaldo really is a bit of an alphaesthete.’
by Wilbeforce October 16, 2010
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Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event
With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party
by 22400michael March 9, 2011
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Alpha Quitter

A person who deletes their membership to any form of social network while the network is in it's prime.
Max rescinded his facebook. What an Alpha Quitter. Ha- More like an Alpha Loser.
by Robespierre17000 July 25, 2011
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Alphadomeing

When a male, or group of males develop alpha male characteristics and demonstrate extreme manly behavior.
'Hey look at that guy over there nailing shots and hitting on chicks...'

'Yeah dude. He's totally alphadomeing that shit'.
by HowManyDowwa October 6, 2012
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