alphasmart

a word processor, usually found in schools. it helps kids write if they have trouble, they can type it.

Dan- Hey Jenny. Guess what? I'm getting an Alphasmart Neo tomarrow! How awesome right!

Jenny- Yeah! Hey can you loan it to me?

Dan- No way in pingas underwear! Im the only one in the fifth grade who has one!

Jenny- Asshole

alphasmart by Pingas underwaer! November 23, 2009

alphasmurf 

The alpha of the smurfs. Looks like a blueberry but more Alpha.

Bob: oh shit I just stepped on a blueberry!
Jamal: you stupid wigga that was the ALPHASMURF!

alphasmurf by Alphasmurf September 11, 2022

Alphastatism Syndrome 

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition

"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."

Alphastatism Syndrome by Limernails March 10, 2023

Alphasort 

to put in alphabetical order

Man, Mrs.Griffin asked us to alphasort our soures aww hell no.

Alphasort by Ame pronuced Amy June 5, 2007

alphatarte

The first tart eaten within a group.

you just took the alphatarte

alphatarte by awesomeness monica May 18, 2009