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alphasmart

a word processor, usually found in schools. it helps kids write if they have trouble, they can type it.
Dan- Hey Jenny. Guess what? I'm getting an Alphasmart Neo tomarrow! How awesome right!

Jenny- Yeah! Hey can you loan it to me?

Dan- No way in pingas underwear! Im the only one in the fifth grade who has one!

Jenny- Asshole
alphasmart by Pingas underwaer! November 23, 2009
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alphasmurf 

The alpha of the smurfs. Looks like a blueberry but more Alpha.
Bob: oh shit I just stepped on a blueberry!
Jamal: you stupid wigga that was the ALPHASMURF!
alphasmurf by Alphasmurf September 11, 2022

Alphastatism Syndrome 

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition
"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."

Alphasort 

Man, Mrs.Griffin asked us to alphasort our soures aww hell no.
Alphasort by Ame pronuced Amy June 5, 2007

alphatarte

The first tart eaten within a group.
you just took the alphatarte
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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