alphasmurf

The alpha of the smurfs. Looks like a blueberry but more Alpha.

Bob: oh shit I just stepped on a blueberry!
Jamal: you stupid wigga that was the ALPHASMURF!

by Alphasmurf September 11, 2022

alphasmart

a word processor, usually found in schools. it helps kids write if they have trouble, they can type it.

Dan- Hey Jenny. Guess what? I'm getting an Alphasmart Neo tomarrow! How awesome right!

Jenny- Yeah! Hey can you loan it to me?

Dan- No way in pingas underwear! Im the only one in the fifth grade who has one!

Jenny- Asshole

by Pingas underwaer! November 23, 2009