Skip to main content

Alphascript Publishing 

A company that cuts and pastes wikipedia articles without any editing and sells them for overly inflated amounts of money. They are infamous for their poor attention to picture details as well as a bad return policy.
Guy 1: LOL, did you see the cover of the Country of Georgia's Alphascript Publishing book? They put a picture of the Georgia state capitol on the book instead of the actual country!

Guy 2: Well, that's nothing. My book about Islam has about a paragraph with nothing but dick jokes and racial insults in it.

alphabooty

The female that takes priority over a plethora of other females being played. The alphabooty female is often considered as having higher status than other hos and baby's mommies.
I hit that ho all weekend, but on Monday morning, it's back to alphabooty.
alphabooty by amedeo henry February 5, 2008

Alphastatism Syndrome 

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition
"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."

alphabot 

Best valorant raze gamer and just the best gamer in general. Gets all the 2D girls and has a harem
“Wow that guy is so good at valorant he must be an Alphabot!”

Alphascrote 

The person with the largest balls/ballsack in the room.
Person 1: Did you see that guy tell the principal to fuck off?
Person 2: He truly is an alphascrote
Alphascrote by Jukemasterbf June 1, 2021

alphalordleejeno 

alphalordleejeno is your nice friend from tik tok. his ults are txt, bts, nct, ateez and p1harmony. he is the ceo of ur mom jokes. he is pretty cool:)
Mason: who is alphalordleejeno?
alphalordleejeno: ur mom
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
Load more