"The Alpha" is the dominant male participating in a 3-way sexual encounter involving two men and one lady.
The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.
It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.
It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
Kathy, a kinky dirt-bag slut, invited her casual fuck-buddy Steve to her place to bang her while her new boyfriend watched. After a while Kathy's boyfriend joined in the slam-fest, during which time Steve was like: "Suck my fucking cock dude. Now." The boyfriend hesitated and laughed it off thinking it was a joke, until Steve grabbed his head and made him choke on his yoghurt slinger.
Steve was The Alpha.
(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
Steve was The Alpha.
(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
by Will McKenzie January 01, 2017
Gymrat 1: man I'm so alpha today.
Gymrat 2: bro!
Me: shut the fuck up, cunts. Nobody cares about your pinky dicks.
Gymrat 2: bro!
Me: shut the fuck up, cunts. Nobody cares about your pinky dicks.
by atleastimnotorange July 17, 2019
The leader, or dominant individual, or pair, in a pack or group of people. The alpha may be male or female, or both as a pair. This distinction comes from studies of African wild dogs and their behavior. In many cases, the female is more dominant than the male and keeps her alpha position for the remainder of her life, whereas the alpha male's position changes often. Beta males tend to compete for the alpha position, especially among large dog packs.
Women want men to be alpha when they date to ensure that a man is capable of leading a relationship. We can learn a lot for wild dogs in our dating relationships. Be an Alphadog.
by Wing Girl Kim November 11, 2010
by kaosmoker October 01, 2018
by ????? December 06, 2004
Usually used as a term for a badass male who attracts women without trying. His superiority and pure confidence allows him to achieve success. He does not WANT, because he is the WANTED. May also be used to describe a "manly" achievement or situation.
"That guy is so Alpha.." - "How does he get all those bitchez?"
"That was an Alpha move, nice work lion cub."
"I was so Alpha last night, she yanked my wang..."
"That was an Alpha move, nice work lion cub."
"I was so Alpha last night, she yanked my wang..."
by McSilky September 19, 2012
Alphaness is a phrase given to the biggest lads on earth who assert their dominance in everyday life. Their arms are usually bigger than you future, and their voice sounds like morgan freeman on crack. Their outlook on females is whatever has a pulse and a vagina. Additionally their hair usually looks like they have been dragged out of a hedge and their teeth look like wonky tic tacs
by Lahnxx October 09, 2019