right-to-lifers

A derogatory term for pro-life people who want murder outlawed. Threats to the life of those connected to abortion from a few shitheads just give the pro-lifers a bad name.

"Those right-to-lifers are such jackasses! They're telling me not to brutally murder my offspring! So what if I have a fetish for killing infants? It lets me fulfill my power fantasies over the young and helpless!"
-Typical Liberal

by Ed April 12, 2006

lifeless

A person who doesn't have an identity in Second Life.

Megan's on facebook, but she's lifeless.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

Lifesaver

A sexual act when several females with different colored lipsticks give a man oral sex at different levels of his shaft, leaving behind a rainbow of rings. Visually similar to the candy life savers

That was the best anniversary gift ever. My wife got all her friends to give me a lifesaver. Taste the rainbow!!

by Spkdamonkey December 4, 2016

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

Lifers

High school couples who have been together for several months and act like they are married.

"Those lifers are at the same spot every day. If I have to witness any more PDA, it's more than likely that my corneas will suffer irreversible damage."

by misfitzy December 27, 2005

lifeguard

A real lifeguard works at the beach and keeps people safe from the ocean, not to be confused with a pool lifeguard who sits around and does nothing all summer. Best, and easiest job on the planet. However, there is alot of downtime flooded by hours upon hours of boredom, silence, and isolation. Making $10000 in a summer isn't too shabby when all you do is chase after the most beautiful women in the world, aquire great communication skills, interacting with the public while keeping them safe..and oh ya the best part, rescuing people in huge surf and being a hero. Nothing feels better than someone thanking you for saving their life. We deal with huge waves, broken necks and bones, we are all in great shape, we pull your fat tourist asses out of the water, and change people's lives by saving them. The coolest people you'll ever meet is are ocean lifeguards. They put their lives at risk, to save yours.

Did you hear about the guy at wedge that died?

Did you hear about the ballsy lifeguard that went out to rescue that guy?

It was 25ft.. holy shit that lifeguard is insane!

by anbol October 20, 2010

lifestyle

very, very cheap condoms

hold on baby... you're crawling with diseases, so i'm gonna put on a lifestyles

by T January 15, 2005