Definitions by MightyMaeve

Alternative Lifestyle Companion 

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

Alternative Lifestyle Companion by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008