Poopkin Pie

The smell that results after someone takes a stinky dump and then afterwards sprays any autumn scented spray that consists of hazel and pumpkin spice to try and mask the odor. *May occur more in some months than others.

Friend 1: Bro last night Jenny baked a hot steamy poopkin pie yesterday. Smell filled the entire house.

Friend 2: Aww man gross

by Lil pimpchop April 3, 2019

Sizzle Pie

A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.

After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.

by Scrote McGee June 13, 2020

fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

jit pie

A jit pie is a pie filled with used condoms. It is a logical extension of "jit-bag," a bag full of used condoms.

She is full of more semen than a jit pie.

by Retor Nob November 22, 2017

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

piggy pie

A sexual move where the woman proceeds to spit his ejaculate into the mans mouth

Person #1: did you just give me a piggy pie?
Person 2: yes, gross isn't it

by dechamp January 24, 2018

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 12, 2013