mount southington

Mount Southington is where you go to drop your kids off for minimum wage teenagers to take care of. Don’t even get me started about ski wee. The park kids there think they’re Shawn fucking White but really they’re just a bunch of crackheads that eat ass, smoke grass, and ski fast. The food there is over priced but the food trucks are nice. The only good thing about the “mountain” is the half pipe. It’s a hill, don’t even argue about it......

“Yo I went to mount southington last weekend and got kicked out by ski patrol for doing a backflip!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”

by Recked101 April 21, 2021

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Mount Poopaminjaro

When the pile of human waste in the blue porta-John begins to rise above the frozen plastic seat like Mount Everest peaking above the clouds.

Gavin pushed through the fear and despair as he hovered in the blue sweat shack, he had to hover, but he concurred Mount Poopaminjaro with one last push.

by Angry64flyer August 29, 2022

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field mount

Take a sexual position on an animal that you have just killed.

I shot a nice antelope and immediately field mounted it.

by Steve-O 99 October 21, 2022

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Mount Carmel Christian

A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.

Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.

by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022

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camel mount

Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇

Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants

by Disney_fries May 7, 2022

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