Animal Farm

When you fill a bathtub with various types of warmed animal semen, usually farm animals, and bathe in it.

Man I really enjoyed that Animal Farm last night.

by MarshallBurnetts March 11, 2022

Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.

Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.

by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022