does not work that way

A catchphrase most closely associated with FSTDT to counter a perceived flawed strawman argument - usually about the theory of evolution.

(Original post:) "why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human"

(Reply:) Because evolution does not work that way.

by Dr Fishcake October 10, 2008

road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

R.I.P. Vine

hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

by fromyourpickle May 28, 2018

domestic partnership

A pretend marriage.

Dude, why dont you marry Haley?

Because we're in a domestic partnership and I can book it if I ever feel the need!

by AnonymousHellian March 21, 2011

domeskeet

oral sex givin on a man. DOME(head of the penis) SKEET(cum).

that beezy over there gave me some domeskeet yesterday night.

by east side blaza April 16, 2006

does she keep you warm

A way of calling someone gay by referencing Macklemore's song Same Love

Guy 1 - I'm so happy Macklemore won all the rap Grammys over Kendrick lamar.

Guy 2 - does she keep you warm?

by Jose-CanYou-See January 30, 2014

It doesn't get any greener

1. "It doesn't get any greener!" is what you can yell out the windows at a person who is oblivious to the green light in front of them.

2. Basically it is saying to that person GET A MOVE ON!!!!!!

3. A "Green Light" is green, and it does NOT get any greener than green - it's a "no-brainer."

1. I waited for this moron in front of me to go at the green light, and s/he just sat there. So finally I got pissed off and honked my horn and yelled out the window to them that: "It doesn't get any greener!" Then s/he chirped their tires and made like s/he was going to the races GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Stupid iggit!

2. My four year old son knows what a GREEN light is! But nooooooooo does the person in front of me?!?!?! I am about to develop severe road rage here! I mean man, it doesn't get any greener"!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

jack doesn't come out of the box

A lack of sexual relations in a man-woman relationship.

She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.

by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011