by ICameHereForTheAppleJuice November 25, 2015
Get the Trumpitis mug.This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average two-seater look small, shoving a trolley piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also Road Block.
“I was shopping in ASDA and got caught in a traffic jam.”
“What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”
“What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
Get the Traffic Jam mug.The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.
The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.
by Chapter XI July 18, 2016
Get the Trumpitis mug.(noun) an individual undergoing an unhealthy obsession with a fandom in which his/her top priority in life is to consume and/or produce fanworks that refer to the fandom in focus, often without much regard to the fanwork's actual relevance.
When using this term, replace "fandom" in "fandom trash" with the actual fandom.
(1) Some Sonic trash on tumblr is passing around some pokemon crossover comic drawn with crayola crayons.
(2) I am Homestuck trash. I like to maintain this reputation by blogging about the comic all day and never actually leaving my house.
(1) Some Sonic trash on tumblr is passing around some pokemon crossover comic drawn with crayola crayons.
(2) I am Homestuck trash. I like to maintain this reputation by blogging about the comic all day and never actually leaving my house.
by FishLemonade January 5, 2015
Get the Fandom Trash mug.Something that should have nener happened because to have Trumpcare,Trump has to actually care about people..and when has that ever happened?
by Kantelope March 23, 2017
Get the Trumpcare mug.The single worst insult of all time which trumps "ur granmlny tranny", "ur granpap a trap" , etc. Rather than targeting a single family member it destroys your entire lineage and instantly teleports all dead relatives to hell
Frank: "ur mom gay lol"
Dan: "don't make me do it"
Frank: "ur granny a tr-"
Dan: "your family tree lgbt"
*The planets align and every known star lends a fraction of its energy to create a spirit bomb in order to instantly obliterate frank* *the bowser counter in the middle of the board also counts down by one
Dan: "don't make me do it"
Frank: "ur granny a tr-"
Dan: "your family tree lgbt"
*The planets align and every known star lends a fraction of its energy to create a spirit bomb in order to instantly obliterate frank* *the bowser counter in the middle of the board also counts down by one
by Childish gambini March 19, 2018
Get the Your family tree lgbt mug.A dick who publicly expresses racist, bigoted, homophobic, or religious extremist behavior meant to mistreat other human beings as a means to validate their own political views. Often compensating for uncommonly small genital sizes, these morally and ethically indoctrinated Republican zealots love Donald Trump but lack empathy or comprehension beyond a Fifth-Grade reading level.
by Votey McVoteface November 17, 2016
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