A road block is something that happens in supermarkets when an obeast, usually female, travelling up the aisle meets a landwhale, also female travelling in the opposite direction. Both of these hamplanets are pushing two trolleys and one of two things happen:
1. Either they know each other and start a conversation and ignore repeated polite requests to move or even “Get your fat arses out of the way you useless bitches.”
2. Or they collide, their trolleys tangle and they get into a slanging match about whose fault it was.
The end result is same, however, a barrier that is totally impassable, but let’s face it inconvenience to other people is of no importance to these self-centred nonentities.
1. Either they know each other and start a conversation and ignore repeated polite requests to move or even “Get your fat arses out of the way you useless bitches.”
2. Or they collide, their trolleys tangle and they get into a slanging match about whose fault it was.
The end result is same, however, a barrier that is totally impassable, but let’s face it inconvenience to other people is of no importance to these self-centred nonentities.
by AKACroatalin October 24, 2015
by BigTonyFromTheMafia December 11, 2020
when you and a friend are tag teaming a girl, he has
her from behind, you got her mouth. Selfishly he shoots his load in her,
thus preventing you from using that road later.
her from behind, you got her mouth. Selfishly he shoots his load in her,
thus preventing you from using that road later.
Oh man, me and Nate were teaming this chick and blew his load, I just couldn't get past that road block and stick mine in.
by JustinCase November 01, 2006
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
by Roadblockin' fool January 13, 2005
Some one who blocks a road, or two, hell the whole town!!! Is very ugly and fat, likes to ride BMXs and take advantage of ugly girls (ie:arthur/katie)
by Toddisaroadblockfatassuglydruggie February 29, 2004
by De BIG Cheeze November 03, 2009