Slava Slav

A slang term for the black men who independently work the club bathrooms, offering hand soap and miniature bottles of cologne they probably robbed from a white man. If, under the disguise of a handshake, you pass him a $20 bill, you earn the right to call him "Slava Slav" for the rest of the night. The only right way to pronounce it is to yell it off key much like Public Enemy member "Flava Flav" does at the end of every "Flavor of Love".

Please note: This may not work with all black bathroom attendants. In some cases, depending on location, you may be stabbed or gang raped in stall # 2.

Darnell: Hold up buddy, ring in the New Year with some clean hands!

Me: SLAVA SLAV!!!!!!!!!!

by Muddy Pants December 12, 2008

slave to the cock

Nickname for slave to the grind.

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-COCK!!

by Zack February 12, 2005

Slaves

n. Relatively small tits on a girl. It derivates from the term "struggling Bs." If a girl's tits are not quite B cup, but larger than your usual A cup, they could be considered struggling Bs. Also, "B" can be a short moniker for a black person. Therefore, struggling Bs can be called slaves.

Bro 1: Damn that girl has some tiny boobs.
Bro 2: Yeah, but I've seen smaller.
Bro 1: Yeah, I guess you're right, those are some slaves for sure.
Bro 2: For sure bro.

by Mr. MattMc March 15, 2009

muffin-slave

A slave of "muffins"

You're such a muffin-slave, Shinobu!

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 10, 2008

sex slave movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal to own sex slaves. there is one faction of it that wants to have ordinary sex slaves. Another calls it crude sex slavery and instead wants to establish the hetaira sex slave system it is called thehetaira movement. Another faction wants to make all women sex slaves.

John is for the sex slave movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2010

slavey

a boy, formerly called david, whose name changes based on the fact that he is at your beck and call

"my boyfried is a total Slavey"

"MINE TOO! he's called Slavid Cameron!"

by Stephanie7788 October 20, 2006

SYMPATHETIC SLAVE

A SLAVE TO THE HUMAN RACE, BUT TRYS TO HELP IT'S MASTERS. ONE WHO HAS BEEN BEATEN AND ABUSED BUT STILL SHOWS COMPASSION TOWARDS OTHERS. SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN SOCIETY WITH SOCIETY BUT CARES TO MAKE CHANGES FROM THE INSIDE OF SOCIETY. A EXPIREMENTAL GROUP FROM MINNESOTA.

JESUS CHRIST WAS A SYMPATHETIC SLAVE AS HIS COMPASSION WAS THERE EVEN THOUGH HE WAS BEATEN AND PERSECUTED.

by osiron August 7, 2008