Rusty Kebab

When you shove a used tampon into a girl's ass and then proceed to make her eat it.

I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.

by lardasssundae June 27, 2012

Rusty Eggbeater

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.

Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"

by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012

Rusty iPhone

When you take someone's iPhone and shit on it , then rub it in their face.

"Dude I totally gave bartholamue a rusty iPhone"

by bartholamue April 30, 2013

rusty caesar

Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.

Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.

by Hugs Esmay April 7, 2014

rusty wilson

Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.

Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."

by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014

rusty finger brush

The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams

My wife loves my rusty finger brush. The rustier the better.

by loverofallthingsrusty September 20, 2015

rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy November 15, 2015