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Rob. What to say. He's a wonderful, kind hearted old soul who would give anyone anything just to make them happy. He's a hopeless romantic. Rob has experienced more things than any man could possibly hope for. He has made mistakes along the way and is now suffering for them. But he still wakes up every day with a smile on his face and a plan in his books. This man deserves love, compassion and understanding. If you have a Rob in your life, God has blessed you. Never lose him. He's the husband you've been dreaming of and praying for. He's worth it.
by Robere720 November 24, 2021
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T-Rob

T-Rob is a good looking, caring, sensitive, and funny guy. He's fun to be around, he's most likely taller than all of his friends, and he's a fucking god at pulling women. His name probably came from his family or his heritage (his government name's usually Robert). Also, he has a fat, massive cock.
Girl 1: "Woah, who's that hot tall guy in the corner?"

Girl 2: "Oh, that's T-Rob. He's so hot."

Girl 1: "How tall is he?"

Girl 2: "He's 6'1."

Girl 1: "I just came."
by goobersfavmale November 28, 2021
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Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.
Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021
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Rob

(Robo) - Sweet, smart, sexy ... and exceptionally verbose. A Rob is kind and will literally give you the shirt off his back - and good thing, because he looks fantastic naked. He is all sorts of wonderful things but doesn't seem to know it. For all potential future readers - he would also appreciate a righteous blowjob from time to time.
Oh hi, Rob.
by Robo.Bri December 23, 2021
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Rob is a total sex offender and sex machine. destroys pussy like a mad man
by UrbanPro123456 January 14, 2022
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Rob

This person seems to be nice.... until they give you crabs and abandon you with ya dead nan
Oi, that's Rob, he's the guy who gave me crabs.
by Robsclit January 16, 2022
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Rob from Manchester sucks
by Idontlikemachesterrob January 25, 2022
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