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confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand
i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother
by Js May 13, 2005
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Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
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President Fucktardiprompter

Barrack Hussein Obama a.k.a. Barry Soetoro a.k.a. Barry Obama Jr.
Goofus: Did you see our President's speech last night? I cried I was so moved. He's so articulate. I have black friends, you know.

Gallant: No, I watched the falsely elected President Fucktardiprompter read from strategically placed screens out of view with pre-written speeches scrolling on them.

All he does is plagiarize Martin Luther King speeches or Deval Patrick speeches anyway.
by Northbridge January 22, 2011
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Oh no, When Donald Trump Became President, we have to go to another country where Trump doesn't find us.
by Academic Enrichment November 15, 2016
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president of russia

a very violent man who will war with places for fun and gets off to all the fucking death and loves breeding with tanks then forces his soldiers to go out to war with said breed tanks and then find people and marry the people who dislike the fight also breeding them daily to the point half the war is breeding and we all fail and war will end.
and its to all the people that said me
person 1: im president of russia

person2: die die die you monster
by kydder September 5, 2022
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President

That was a good president
by Lilyogurt November 1, 2017
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presidental engineering

Not fixing something correctly. ie. Nigger Rigging
That is some quality presidental engineering the way you taped the window closed in the hoopty
by ace9472 March 11, 2011
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