Murphed

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed

We all got murphed.

by John Klingerton March 13, 2011

cold murph

1. To be completely ignored. To enrage another by ones complete and eternal indifference to that person. To be made dead.

"Yeah, he still calls me and leaves voice mails but I don't take his calls. In a few days he'll realized I cold murphed him and hopefully realize he's forever dead to me"

by jaggerbush January 28, 2007

John Murphy

Something that is stereotypical white.

Wow, you go to a prep school and live in Massachusetts. What a John Murphy

by The other guy's ugly brother January 8, 2014

murphy's law

The title of Murphy Lee's album.

Murphy Lee's new shiz Murphy's Law is off da heez fo sheez.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Murph

To be left in the lurch by someone who is a supposed friend. Or to be blown off by same said friend.

I go out of my way to make sure I'm here early and he fucking murphs me!

I was supposed to hook up and get some weed from him but he murphed me.

by Danny Ditched March 30, 2005

murphy's law

Everything that could possibly go wrong will. The only reason that this is sometimes true is because everybody that believes it has a really pessimistic view on life, and if you have a positive attitude good things will happen.

I called a girl up and asked her out on a date. I got diarrhea, I lost my job, my car crashed, I was 2 hours late, and when I got there she had already left on a date with another guy. So I came home, told my hot roommate, and we ended up fucking all night long.

by Buttfucked September 7, 2003

dirty murphy

like a dirty o'brien, but using King Edwards

James O'Hanrahan was fresh out of Jersey's, so he improvised the dirty o'brien, as she was a very accommodating chav

by Woolfy January 7, 2005