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mazes and monsters

little known movie starring Tom Hanks, based on Dungeons and Dragons, and was released around the same time as national outcry feared D&D was going to be some twisted Lovecraftian cult.
"'Big' was Tom Hanks' best movie ever!"
"Shut up D&D-mo. Go see Mazes and Monsters."
by kataklyzmik August 8, 2006
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Monster Rancher

by big mike the man October 31, 2003
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Horny Monster

One who is extremely horny and will do just about anything to hook up with someone
Emily: Daaaaamn look at her...she's such a horny monster!
Matt: Agreed.
by Matt Brune April 21, 2008
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cunt monster

someone who pounds a chick's pussy without any show of mercy
by Chase Manley June 12, 2006
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myspace monster

One who is highly addicted to the social networking website, Myspace (www.myspace.com). Examples of addiction can range from an obsessive love of My Chemical Romance to a full blown series of Myspace stakeouts, which may last long through the night. In order to combat this addiction, an intervention may be necessary, in which close friends or family members may group together to voice their concerns. If conversion is still unsuccessful, a silver bullet through the monster's profile is in order. Be forewarned, the monster may transform and try to reclaim its profile through a series of beatings.
Kara Walsh is a myspace monster; she checks her profile almost every hour, neglecting friends, family and food.
by Concerned Mother Of Five November 15, 2006
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crotch monster

A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.
"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"

"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
by gravityXaddict August 12, 2008
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pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.
Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.
by JOHN February 10, 2004
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