Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

by Pocketjem September 16, 2019

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

by Peter The May 06, 2016

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

it be funny please acept

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by Potateh February 18, 2022

buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 11, 2023

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 02, 2023

I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.

“I can buy you once but I can sell you twice”

by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022

Buy your bf a gift

If you have a boyfriend you have to buy him What he wants

Bf: i want candy
You: okay i Will buy u candy bc its buy your bf a gift day today

by Yung numsi April 27, 2021