Gandolf Macon

Gandolf Macon is a version of Randolf Macon and the Lord of the Rings dude, used referring to idiots, retards, dooshes, douches if your gandolf. Also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
Macon is added when the person is super dooshus.

Ex. 1:
Joe: Yo wassup?
Dude: Nothing much..homie.
Joe: You wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
Dude: (runs away)
Joe: What a Gandolf.

Ex. 2:
Joe: Hi I would like a burger, fries, and a coke.
Dude: Ok sir drive around.
Joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
Joe: WTF?
Joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet coke.
Joe: That motherf****in' Gandolf Macon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

madonna-whore complex

someone who wants to appear whore like, but is actually a prude

Denise showed off her new tattoo in true madonna-whore complex fashion, but went home alone... again.

by Geraldo September 11, 2003

madonna-whore complex

A female that will have sex with anything!

She is having sex with a dog, she must have a "madonna-whore complex."

by ralph tirebitter September 13, 2003

Mamoneis

Having qualities of being completly L337

Man you are looking totally Mamoneis today! Where did you get that LED binary watch?

by Source: David teh L337 September 6, 2008

Mamonaise

the juices and excretions the my girls vagina produces when she sees me or gets aroused by me

My girl gets all excited and her panties get covered in Mamonaise when she sees and kisses me!

by Tat2ude2 May 29, 2016

Mamonde

This product is way better than DHC

Alex: I want to buy DHC Deep Cleansing Oil
Store Guy: Sorry, How about Mamonde?
Alex: NO
Store Guy: YES BUY IT
Alex: FINE

by Hyebun1 May 13, 2021

mamongas

A rare autistic Spanish noun, often refered to breasts.

Menudas mamongas

by Samisnp34 September 13, 2021