breaker engineer

0: a poor soul who once thought that his/her engineering degree would lead to personal fulfillment and worldly riches; but is now trapped in a dead-end, white-collar industrial job

1:a glorified grease monkey with an engineering degree that does useless paperwork all day.

2: the nuclear plant equivalent to calling a McDonald's employee a "Culinary Logistics Engineer"

2:an overpaid, white-collar mechanic that is unworthy of the honorable 'engineer' title

3:a sucker who worked hard in college to earn a degree in electrical engineering; who now spends his days wishing he knew how to juggle and swallow fire so that he could join the circus

Young Child: Mommy...is that poorly dressed man a bum?

Mother: No honey, that's not a bum...that's just a breaker engineer.

by breaker engineer September 09, 2008

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african-american engineer

politcally correct form of nigger-rig nig-rig

the computer isnt reading the floppy, maybe i can african-american engineer it to read the floppy with this shrubbery

by Steve Vasquez April 20, 2006

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Cheat Engine Forums

Your daily source of 'lulz'.

"Hey Jim, you ever been to Cheat Engine Forums?"
"Fuck the internet."

by Flabbergastion November 09, 2007

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Thomas the Tank Engine

The act of rubbing your face in a girls titties while pulling on her hair and yelling "toot" "toot"

"dude i cant believe you thomas tank engined Roxanne last night!"

"yo those titties would be so nice to thomas the tank engine!"

by NA874W November 30, 2008

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search engine optomization

If you are putting links within search engines,that goes by reviews of blogs or internet posts;if its the case that when you click the link in google ectera,that afther you click the link then it goes to the post or blog ect.(this meaning that you can read the blog that was posted,or the info post,without clicking another link afther the link in the search engine,
before you review the post.This will not count reviews of how many peopled viewed the post threw where ever the main link was at when the post was posted.Even though they have services in general that moniter serch engine links;by google ect.
like atwatch.com and internet seer monitoring.com.....

search engine optomization
this is an actual list of regardless devon victorys post review counts@www.tvtalkshows.com by main links with out counting the reviews by search engine links..

talk show------------reviews
Jerry Springer 67
american idol 36
jay leno 64
david letterman 64
conan obrian 62
jimmel kimmel 60
craig ferguson 61
the view 83
ellen 74
tyra banks 75
martha stewert 65
keith ablow 64
oprah winfrey 85
phill mcgee 45
carson daly 65
jon stewrt 48
megan molly 69
rosie o donnel 55
dr laura 46
tv talk shows 45
today show 59
early show 60

The average years it takes estimated on all post posted @ tv talk show .com to get too 2000 reviews is about one year or one year in a halph...these reviews i have just showed you are reviews of about three months...

by regardless devon victory July 11, 2008

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